Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn
Ever'body's goin' to Hell
Burn, Burn, Burn, Burn
Hear those sinners yell.
They coulda got right when they had the chance,
But they had to go and smoke and cuss and dance.
Now all of those punks
Who didn't get dunked
Will be wishin' they had listened to us well.
Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn...
Next time: Verse 2, wherein we all build gymnasiums, institute small groups and remove the "Church of Christ" from our signs, desperately hoping we'll be able to trick a few of those people who snuck over to the Baptists.